1. *accusingly* " Since you have been here, horses have died."
ME " Horses die you know"
Child " Ya, but not before you came!"
2. Adolescent, after about 45 minutes of non-directive counselling :
" Hey, Mr Lodge..... your no bloody good !! "
3. Young person " I'm so bored. I need something to do, some work or something. If I get bored, I'm going to get drunk.......you don't want to see me drunk do you ? "
4. Adolescent girl, walks into the swimming pool fully clothed in white Sunday dress which clings see- through to her body, then turns to me and says,
" See, you can't take your eyes off me !!"
5. The Residential facility had what we called a "24 hour kitchen". It meant that there was a station in every dormitory that held a supply of tea, coffee, bread and peanut butter. This was available day and night.
*Adolescent boy caught creeping up the stairs to the girls floor in the dark at 1.00 in the morning*
ME "Sbongile what are you doing?"
Sbongile, " Our peanut butter is finished ! "
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